“Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...”
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.”
“Right. Why make lemons into lemonade when you can throw them at people instead?”
“If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.”
“When life giver you lemons, make lemonade.”
“When life gives you lemons, make Lemonade!”