“if s*** hits the fan, chuck the fan in the loo”
“Then the shit hit the fan.”
“Rule #1 in the Universe: the crap always hits the fan. It's the nature of crap. It's a fan magnet.”
“I sense that the chocolate chips have hit the fan.”
“Send lawyers, guns and money; the shit has hit the fan.”
“You learn who your friends are when the shit hits the fan.”