“I'll pour you the first one and after that, if you don't have one, it's your own f****** fault. You know where it is.”

“You know what they say: If at first you don't succeed, f**k it.”

“You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”

“I'm sorry," she says.I wheel around. "You know, you're a total know-it-all. And it's incredibly rude sometimes; I mean, you're not perfect either, and you act like it's my fault but it's not my fault for being quiet or your fault for being a know-it-all. It's not your problem or my problem; it's their problem. They're the demented ones, not us, so don't take it out on me, because the only thing that holds things together for me is having someone else on the Not Demented Team.”

“If your in love with two people and you don't know which one to choose choose the second one because if you had really loved the first you woundn't have fallen for the second”