“Always respect your superiors, if you have any.”

“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”

“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.”

“My dear,Find what you love and let it kill you.Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.~ Falsely yours”

“May the God of your choice bless you.”

“Politics is the only field of human endeavor where the more experience you have, the worse you get.”

“If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.”