“Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.”
“So you interrupted my date to make fun of me for still living with my parents. Couldn't you have done that on a night I didn't have a date? That's most nights, in case you're curious.”
“I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.”
“It is fun to have fun but you have to know how.”
“The world keeps ending but new people too dumb to know it keep showing up as if the fun's just started.”
“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”