“How hard can it be?”

“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.”

“You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.”

“Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.”

“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”

“My dear,Find what you love and let it kill you.Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.~ Falsely yours”

“Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.”