“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”
“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”
“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in handy when raking up all the leaves on my scrotum.”
“I fainted....and you ate my ass?You fed me my own ass?”
“I needed his attitude like I needed an extra pair of tits on my ass.”
“Starving for a high, a place to hang out inside my own head. Starving for touch. Pain, even. A way to feel. I need to feel.”