“The best fiction is true.”

“why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true”

“There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979”

“The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship”

“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”

“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.”

“My dear,Find what you love and let it kill you.Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.~ Falsely yours”