“There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979”

“why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true”

“The best fiction is true.”

“The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship”

“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”

“I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.”

“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”