“You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle.”

Kinky Friedman

Explore This Quote Further

Quote by Kinky Friedman: “You can pick your friends and you can pick your … - Image 1

Similar quotes

“My dear,Find what you love and let it kill you.Let it drain you of your all. Let it cling onto your back and weigh you down into eventual nothingness.Let it kill you and let it devour your remains.For all things will kill you, both slowly and fastly, but it’s much better to be killed by a lover.~ Falsely yours”


“May the God of your choice bless you.”


“Always respect your superiors, if you have any.”


“You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.”


“If you're lookin' for a helpin' hand, try the one at the end of your arm.”


“How hard can it be?”