“Well, if ifs and nuts were candy and nuts, then we’d all have a Merry Christmas. (Serenity)”
“Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)”
“Have nuts and be nuts.”
“If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.”
“Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.”
“I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.”