“They give me the evil eye every Sunday. In Church. It's like they expect the altar to melt or a million locusts to fly out of my butt.”
“Every time I lay my eyes on her the whole world just melts around me.”
“I think it's important to go (to church every Sunday) and sit and think about something other than yourself, pray for the sick, consider the dead.”
“I think it's the eyes. No one expects brilliance out of a man with eyelashes like that.”
“It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's like a million little paper cuts every day.”
“Cameras give one person a thousand eyes. They take us light years away. Pictures introduce us to a million strangers. They let us travel to other planets. It's like teleporting. It's the magic that intrigues me.”