“I realize the thing about a guy you've spent your whole life loving from afar is that even though he's real you've really made most of him up.”

“You can't truly hate someone until you've cared about them. Until you've loved them.”

“Where's the course called How to Lead a Life of Crime? That's what this is about, isn't it? You've got everyone thinking this is the best school in the country, but it's really just a Hogwarts for hustlers.”

“Even when life turns out different than what you've planned, it's always better to try and fail than to wonder what could have been.”

“A good imagination may be the best friend of loners.”

“How come families are full of people that have no clue how they make each other feel?”

“All these years... I was the silent and ever present figure in your life... but you. You've always been the meaning of mine.”