“Maybe he’s got a nicotine crave on. That must really suck: being a zombie who can’t get a smoke”
“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he’d got exams in that too.”
“I’m 30-years-old, and I still can’t get out from under my father’s shadow. He’s really tall, so maybe I’ll just ask him to move over a few feet.”
“Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.”
“If the town were a black hole, I was the helpless star being sucked into oblivion. It was an oblivion I craved.”
“(about terrible vision) Eyes don't suck, they cry. If you really must know, your mouth sucks, especially once you get a straw. Feel the sucky power!”