“A wise man once said that any human being is capable of infinite achievement, so long as it’s not the work they’re supposed to be doing.”

“The quickest way to a man`s heart,' said the instructor, 'is proverbially through his stomach. But if you want to get into his brain, I recommend the eye-socket.”

“It never ceases to amaze me how adaptable social geometry can be. Within a couple of days I went from being the centre of the circle to an indefinite point outside its circumference.”

“It`s remarkable the truly stupid things people can do because it`s expected of them, or they think it`s expected of them.”

“But how do we know it's really you? I mean, I could put a saucepan on my head and call myself the God of Boiled Dumplings; wouldn't mean I was telling the truth.”

“When you come to rely on the written word, it's time to light the fire with it.”

“Age is irrelevant where two people have deep, sincere feelings for each other.”