“It`s remarkable the truly stupid things people can do because it`s expected of them, or they think it`s expected of them.”

“The quickest way to a man`s heart,' said the instructor, 'is proverbially through his stomach. But if you want to get into his brain, I recommend the eye-socket.”

“It's sheer spitefulness to allow mortals to love because everybody dies but the love they cause to be in others doesn't die with them. Therefore love is the cause of the greatest sorrow therefore love is the greatest evil.”

“A quiet life," Stheno replied. "You wouldn't think it was a lot to ask.”

“Age is irrelevant where two people have deep, sincere feelings for each other.”

“Secretly, deep down, everybody on Earth believes they can write poetry, apart from the members of the Poets' Guild, who know they can't.”

“A wise man once said that any human being is capable of infinite achievement, so long as it’s not the work they’re supposed to be doing.”