“Karma was a malicious bitch who always had the last laugh.”

“Time and space were my best friends...until they became annoying bitches. And of course in that case, piss them off and find some new ones. Preferably alcohol and dancing. Now they were friends who could show me a great time.”

“He was smirking the smirkiest smirk of all smirks to date. I laughed, even that smirk was hard to ignore. F**k, maybe I should call him Mr Smirk.”

“I was speechless and utterly craving what he had just declared.”

“I can give you time and space, but I can’t promise how much. It is physically unbearable to be this close to you and not be able to touch you in all the places I know you like to be touched, and to taste you in all the places I know you like to be tasted. I can’t promise you my restraint will last for long.”

“Thankfully, sleep means you do not have to communicate with the conscious world and those who are in it.”

“The sheer sight of her had the head on my shoulders deciding to have a quick chat to the head in my pants.”