“Do you shovel to survive, or survive to shovel?”
“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.”“A shovel..?”“No, a shovel list. It’s more of a conceptual thing. It’s a list of all the people and things I hate so much I want to hit them in the face with a shovel.”
“The shovel is brother to the gun.”
“...If you do not take it up with you in some way, I shall be under the necessity of breaking your head with this shovel”
“I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.”
“Now, go shovel some shit.”