“Then maybe I'll hit on this sweaty, oversexed football player. Maybe we'll have meaningful discussions about politics and philosophy while we bump 'n grind. Ugh. Yeah, right.”
Kody Keplinger
The DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend
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