“Why did that jackass have to sit next to me?”
“Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together?”
“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”
“Why couldn't you let me have it? Why did you have to take it? Why did you always take everything?”
“He’s practically stalking me. He just won’t let it go. He’s just being … he’s being a jackass with a flaky jackass crust and a delicious jackass filling.”“So he’s jackass pie?”
“Healing for me is being able to sit next to the butcher and say 'Yes, I’m sitting next to the butcher now,' instead of saying 'there is no butcher'.”