“Aingeal, there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.”

“Witches are good for one thing and only one thing.Tinder.Bowen Graeme MacRieve.”

“The greatest thing about having power is the mere having of power. Use the latter well, and you'll never have to use the former.Morgana, Queen of the Sorceri”

“Her heart sank. That's why he found her attractive- because he'd been so long without. He'd probably find a perfumed rock appealing at this point.”

“Then, with grave formality, he unsheathed his sword."How old is that thing? Have you had it carbon dated?"He looked aghast, as if she’d insulted his grandmother. "Hey, no disrespecting The Sword. Besides, it’s only three or four centuries old.""Only? I would think that technology has improved since then. Why wouldn’t you get a new one?""I’m on my way to, remember? Try to keep up, halfling.”

“You’ll strip in front of a vampire when you don’t even know his name?”“You’re right! So what’s your name?”“My answer will be as forthcoming as yours. What do you want it to be?”“Some kind of name that fits a battle-scarred, overgrown vampire warlord.”

“Come touch,...but you'll a price”