“Come touch,...but you'll a price”

“Aingeal, there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.”

“Hey, you've still got your endangered hymen. Which means you'll make it to closing credits - I'm s.o.l.”

“The greatest thing about having power is the mere having of power. Use the latter well, and you'll never have to use the former.Morgana, Queen of the Sorceri”

“Those swords are mine! Touch them and I’ll use ‘em to slice off your nut sack! For a coin purse!”

“He shot to his feet, faced off against her. "No more mercy for ye, Valkyrie." Holding nothing back, he launched a haymaker at her head.She ducked and laughed. "That accent you work so hard to hide is coming out! Are ye feckin' Oirish this time? Eh, boyo?" She leapt atop his desk, punting the side of his head. "Those swords are mine! Touch them, and I'll use 'em to slice off your nutsack! For a coin purse!”

“I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you...glow ?""I touched a radioactive alien cock once.”