“Hey, you've still got your endangered hymen. Which means you'll make it to closing credits - I'm s.o.l.”

“Hey, you've got the girl, I've got the picture. That's fair, right?”

“Still, being alone doesn't mean you have to be miserable. In that sense it's different from losing something. You've still got yourself, even if you lose everything else. You've got to have faith in yourself and not get down just because you're on your own.”

“This is your grave.""Grave? You've got to be kidding. I'm still alive.""Burying dead people isn't as much fun," Saeki said, feeling this was extremely obvious.”

“If you hurt her I'll make you pay. I may be old, but that doesn't mean I can't make you suffer.""Damn right. You've got the AARP on your side.”

“I mean, what can you say about how you write your books? What I mean is, first you've got to think of something, and then when you've thought of it you've got to force yourself to sit down and write it. That's all." ~ Mrs. Oliver”