“Human orgasm, firecracker. Vampire orgasm, atomic blast.”

“We're more cerebral than physical.""Your cerebrum can't have an orgasm.”

“Straightaway, she'd called to the guard, "Oh, boys?" She'd sauntered to the glass in only her black lace bra and panties. "I need some assistance," When they slowed, agog, she'd purred, "Can one of you help me find my orgasm?”

“Don't stop kissing me, vampire, or I will kill you.”

“She looked as if she were a vampire about to check the time—with a sundial.”

“She laughed, and drank more beer. “Take a long trace off a short bridge, vampire.”

“You’ll strip in front of a vampire when you don’t even know his name?”“You’re right! So what’s your name?”“My answer will be as forthcoming as yours. What do you want it to be?”“Some kind of name that fits a battle-scarred, overgrown vampire warlord.”