“It figures--it's always either the butler or the resurrected mate." [Elianna]”

“It figures—it’s always either the butler or the resurrected mate.”

“People always figure it's the color guard, but seriously, it's the woodwinds you've got to look out for.”

“When Pharoah restored the chief butler to his position as foretold by Joseph in his interpretation of the butler's dream, he forgot Joseph. "Yet the chief butler did not remember Joseph but forgot him." (Genesis 40:23). Why does the Bible use this repetitive language? It is obvious that if the butler forgot Joseph, he did not remember him. Yet both verbs are used, "not remembering" and "forgetting." The Bible, in using this language, is teaching us a very important lesson. There are events of such overbearing magnitude that one ought not to remember them all the time, but one must not forget them either. Such an event is the Holocaust.”

“With small-town America it's always either zombies or communists isn't it.”

“This is... mating, it's not love.”