“Look, it's not you. It's me, and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”

“I walk into the kitchen, look at the typer down there on the floor. It's a dirty floor. It's a dirty typer that types dirty stories”

“It's Not The Way You Look That Brings Me To My Knees. It's The Way You Look At Me”

“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...]- This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came up on my caller ID.PS: maybe I'm just in a very good mood, but I keep laughing while reading this book, there are plenty of scenes that make me smile, and this is one of them.. it's just hilarious how silly and funny these characters are ;))”

“Never confuse someone else's inability to do something with its inability to be done.”

“Chicks dig a dude who’s sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.”