“Shall I count to ten and then ring a bell before I dive down between your legs?” Dustin teased and sent her a wicked smile.”

“The Executioner shall not have much trouble, for I have a little neck. I shall be known as La Reine Sans Tete”

“BELEIVE IN YOUR SELF AT ALL TIMES”

“Picture yourself when you were five. in fact, dig out a photo of little you at that time and tape it to your mirror. How would you treat her, love her, feed her? How would you nurture her if you were the mother of little you? I bet you would protect her fiercely while giving her space to spread her itty-bitty wings. she’d get naps, healthy food, imagination time, and adventures into the wild. If playground bullies hurt her feelings, you’d hug her tears away and give her perspective. When tantrums or meltdowns turned her into a poltergeist, you’d demand a loving time-out in the naughty chair. From this day forward I want you to extend that same compassion to your adult self.”

“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.”

“Life is a beautiful mix of Success & Failures, its our responsibility to be creative to make it more beautiful....”

“Immeasurable space. Closeness. The shortest distance between two women.”