“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.”

“It is the bane of my existence. One of the banes anyway.”

“I’m sick of hearing it. I don’t think it’s right to stand by while innocent people are being tortured. I feel like that’s how most horrible things continue to happen. It’s because other people don’t step in to stop it.”

“Life is a beautiful mix of Success & Failures, its our responsibility to be creative to make it more beautiful....”

“BELEIVE IN YOUR SELF AT ALL TIMES”

“A humble person never believes he knows everything or has done everything, and that's what keeps him working hard. He believes there is always more he can learn, that he can always do a better job next time, and that hard work is just part of getting better.”

“But sometimes there is absolutely nothing like a damn, shit, or hell to get your point across”