“It is the bane of my existence. One of the banes anyway.”

“I have a theory that as human beings get older, chemicals are released into the brain to prepare us for the end. Sort of like how the nurse lubes your ass up before the anus-cam. It makes the whole thing a lot easier to swallow. Easier, not enjoyable.”

“A humble person never believes he knows everything or has done everything, and that's what keeps him working hard. He believes there is always more he can learn, that he can always do a better job next time, and that hard work is just part of getting better.”

“BELEIVE IN YOUR SELF AT ALL TIMES”

“Life is a beautiful mix of Success & Failures, its our responsibility to be creative to make it more beautiful....”

“A family can be the bane of one's existence. A family can also be most of the meaning of one's existence. I don't know whether my family is bane or meaning, but they have surely gone away and left a large hole in my heart.”

“I'd trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday.”