“Jane believes me, don't you Jane?”
“The whole world isn't out to hurt you, Jane. - DeanBecause I don't let it - Jane”
“To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another." -- Jane Fairfax”
“I'll be like your bodyguard or something. Me Tarzan. You Jane.”
“Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.”
“To me [Edgar Allan Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.”