“First up, get rid of Luke.Second, go workout with Riley.Third, get some work done.Fourth, learn how to become a lesbian.”

“But how is it now? All we get is orders; and the laws go out of the state. Them legislators set up there at Austin and don't do nothing but makes laws against kerosene oil and schoolbooks being brought into the state. I reckon they was afraid some man would go home some evening after work and light up and get an education and go to work and make laws to repeal aforesaid laws.”

“Have you seen this guy yet?""Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though.""Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here.”

“Herd! Your first duty is to get rid of your shepherd!”

“There are some things worth giving up anything for, even your freedom, and getting rid of your period is definitely one of them.”

“If you want to get rid of the perceived meaning of curse words, you’ll have to get rid of the feelings which bring their use, and that’s not going to happen.”