“I understand that you're a big fish in a small pond, but I'll explain that if you want to swim in the ocean, you must understand that the ocean is populated by sharks, and sharks never sleep.”
“I was swimming with the turd sharks in an ocean made of piss”
“You always hear a headline like this, 'Man Killed By Shark', you never hear it from the other perspective, 'Man Swims in Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food'.”
“I kind of killed it in college. You know that saying "big fish in a small pond"? At Dartmouth college, I was freakin' Jaws in a community swimming pool.”
“You don't really learn how to swim until you're thrown to the sharks. (Lauren)”
“Somewhere in the ocean, a shark was missing its cold eyes because this man had them.”