“I was beyond Ice Princess. I was Sorceress of the Antarctic and a bitchy one at that.”
“I was feeling the height of bitchiness.”
“She is an ice princess, that one. Your brother had best pray she breeds quickly or risk losing his cock to frostbite.”
“Whatever comes," she said, "cannot alter one thing. If I am a princess in rags and tatters, I can be a princess inside. It would be easy to be a princess if I were dressed in cloth of gold, but it is a great deal more of a triumph to be one all the time when no one knows it.”
“I never deal in transformations, for they are not honest, and no respectable sorceress likes to make things appear to be what they are not.”
“It's true," she said. "Sometimes I do pretend I am a princess. I pretend I am a princess, so that I can try and behave like one.”