“I’ll take this. I’ll take this every day and every day I’ll know in the end I beat that bastard. He might not have been alive to see it, but I bet his goddamned, motherfucking ass.”Seriously, he was hot when he was being all vengeful badass.”
“I’ll tell Sean you said he was hot’…’I said he was a rat bastard with the potential to be hot!”
“I’ll feed fifty goddamn people every freaking morning if I have to. Just so he can eat one sandwich.”
“Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all.”
“I called the police to report my missing mustache, but they didn’t take me seriously. I’ll bet if I had a mustache, they’d take me seriously. #catch22”
“I have to win this now, and for all time, or I’ll fight it every day and it will get worse and worse.”