“Maybe we should have this conversation in an alternate universe where Alternate Indy gives a shit what Alternate Lee wants her to wear.”
“If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.”
“I had to soften him up because, for whatever reason, all the Rock Chicks had an alternate Hot Bunch guy, Indy's was Eddie. Roxie's was Vance. Jules was Luke. Ava's was Lee. Mine was Mace.”
“Thank God for books as an alternative to conversation.”
“Wear reality with grace, the alternative is awful.”
“I'm quite convinced that cooking is the only alternative to film making. Maybe there's also another alternative, that's walking on foot.”