“My husband was clearly not only scary but also a dick.”
“Your big scary husband is crying.”
“My scary strange English shall only be counted as my English problem.”
“Every time I jerked off over the past few days, I thought about you. Forget the chicks—I’m going with the dicks. Well,” he made a face, “one dick, I mean. My own private dick. Start off slow, you know, and then build up to the orgies.”Rhodes brought his lips down onto Wash’s smiling mouth. “My dick,” Rhodes growled against the curve of Wash’s lips. “And my dick only. Remember that.”
“My mother buried three husbands...and two of them were only napping.”
“Oh my God, Chloe can speak? I thought her mouth only worked for sucking dicks. It’s a miracle.”