“There are two kinds of women. The ones you go to bed with and the ones you wanna wake up with. Lots of the first, not many of the last. If a man's lucky, he'll find the last.”
“A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.”
“My philosophy of life: Wake up. Be happy. Hurt no one. Go to bed. Wake up. Repeat.”
“Wanna blow Lover Boy one last kiss?”
“Women want to find one man to satisfy their many needs while men want many women to satisfy their one need.”
“The only thing that separates success from failure is one last attempt. Try one more time and you will get lucky.”