“Think God’s got bigger concerns in his house than me droppin’ the f-bomb, sweetcheeks.”
“I've received two key pieces of advice in regard to my books. The first is, "You should lay off the f-bombs." The other is, "You should add more f-bombs.”
“There is no broader way to apostasy than to reject God’s sovereignty in all things concerning the revelation of himself and our obedience...”
“Even though it walked and talked, even though it was bigger than his house and could swallow him in one bite, the monster was still, at the end of the day, just a yew tree.”
“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”
“I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)”