“Why do I suddenly want a scary biker dude?”
“I had a sudden understanding of tattooing's true appeal: It'sTroll-collecting for biker types.”
“It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything.”
“Dude, he's got that mean, squinty Clint Eastwood stare that's scary as shit.[Bailey]”
“Isn’t this exactly what I wanted? Why do I feel so sad then, like I had suddenly just lost everything?”
“You think Tide is better, or All?''Which has a prettier box?' I ask.'I don't want a pretty box. I want a dude box.'Uh-huh,' I deadpan. 'You want a dude box of laundry detergent.''Yes, I do.''Good luck with that.”