“You seem in an immensely foul mood for someone who just came twice.”

“I prefer you like this, when you're in a foul mood, because you tell the truth.”

“...Our conversation with the supermarket manager had been about as helpful as a New Jersey road sign, and if you've ever been there, you know the signs don't tell you the exit you're coming up to, they only point out the exits you've just missed. It puts parents in very foul moods--and since you're probably there to visit relatives, their mood was pretty touch and go to begin with.”

“Just because someone came back for you is no reason to be with them. Just because someone loves you is no reason to love them back.”

“I meant just because someone came back for you is no reason to be with them; just because someone loves you is no reason to love them back.”

“No one has the right to hear the gospel twice, while there remains someone who has not heard it once.”