“You’re my only Duchess.”
“You’re night, Duchess, she was day.”
“Everyone marries the Duke of Westminster. There are a lot of duchesses, but only one Coco Chanel.”
“The Duchess! The Duchess! Oh my dear paws! Oh my fur and whiskers! She’ll get me executed, as sure as ferrets are ferrets! Where can I have dropped them, I wonder?”
“Tut, tut, child!" said the Duchess. "Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.”
“Shut it, Duchess”