“i love the book called the princess plot and its a good book because its about how its mysterys from other peeps...”

“CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.”

“I hate when people ask what a book is about. People who read for plot, people who suck out the story like the cream filling in an Oreo, should stick to comic strips and soap operas. . . . Every book worth a damn is about emotions and love and death and pain. It's about words. It's about a man dealing with life. Okay?”

“Life is a book and you are its author. You detemine its plot and pace and you--only you--turn its pages.”

“Only bad books have good endings.If a book is any good, it's ending is always bad - because you don't want the book to end.”

“It's the story of how I went from being lionized for helping bring the snipers to justice to being vilified for writing a book about it.”