“I swear...I'll deliver the message for the love of my country.”
“I love you. I'll never leave you and I swear to you sweetheart that you will never be alone.”
“Here's the thing- I love you and I love her, but I swear to God I'll kick your ass if you hurt her.”
“Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric”
“Pictures are entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union.”
“If you fail me, I'll kill you. I swear it, Keenan. If you fail me, I'll rip your heart out with my own hands.""If I fail you, I'll cut it out for you.”