“Hey, knock it off," says Virgil"What?" I whispered"You kicked me.""Sorry”

“Like what? You think I'm gay or something?”

“I hate it when discovering something wonderful about someone else requires me discovering something pathetic about myself.”

“How long were you standing out there?""I don't know. Forty-three minutes.""You must be freezing. And a stalker.”

“We never know what we’re looking for until we aren’t there anymore.”

“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own”

“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.”