“I'm a pathetic random pattern. I'm a nonsequential but recurring loser. I'm fluid stupidity.”
“Modesty is for saints and losers. I'm neither.”
“Part of me suspects that I'm a loser, and the other part of me thinks I'm God Almighty.”
“I may be a loser, but hey, at least I'm a loser who can do magic, right?”
“I may be a loser now but at least I'm not a jerk forever”
“Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?”