“Maybe the future is like rowing for shore. Your only choice is to try or give up.”

“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”

“Maybe doing the wrong thing for the right reasons is better than doing the right thing for the wrong reasons. At least it feels that way.”

“I wish I knew how to change my patterns--all of them. But it's like the blood in my finger. I screw up and there it is, just the stuff I'm made of, making a mess again.”

“Like what? You think I'm gay or something?”

“Sometimes you have a fairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own”

“Sometimes you have a dairy godmother, and sometimes you have to be your own.”