“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.”
“The best time to talk to ghosts is just before the sun comes up.”
“We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.”
“It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.”
“Unfortunately we treat others as we treat ourselves. We should try being genuinely kind to ourselves and the rest will come naturally, like a Platinum Rule.”
“The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.”