“There's this new guy who is really great who I've thoroughly offended.""Teenage boys don't listen enough to be offended.”
“I've scared, offended or made everyone uncomfortable enough to stay away. Mission accomplished.”
“So many of us make a great fuss of matters of small consequence. We are so easily offended. Happy is the man who can brush aside the offending remarks of another and go on his way.”
“Now's not really the time for jokes," I growled.He looked offended."There's always time for sarcasm.”
“Woe to the man who offends a small child!”
“I don't like repeat offenders; I like dead offenders.”