“She headed for a wide flat rock on the creek's bank, her posture still demanding 'no trespassing' but no longer 'trespassers will be shot.”

“When you pray, all heaven prays with you. That's a mighty army.”

“[Christ] has accomplished your salvation. But He has not yet perfected your circumstances. Do not be confused in the two.”

“!!!!!!!!!!NO TRESPASSING!!!!!!!!!! All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will be shot again.”

“Oh Lord,” Shirleen groaned, sitting down. “First she wants to be a rock star now she wants to be a stripper.” Then she lifted her hand and snapped her fingers at no one in particular. “Somebody, get her another appletini before we gotta explain to Hector ‘Mr. Edge’ Chavez why his woman wants to strip.”

“The bartender’s eyes went beyond me to the Rock Chicks and he said, “Eleven screaming orgasms, comin’ right up.” Phew. All right, fine. That wasn’t so hard. I could do this. I could buy shots for the girls.”

“You got no right being in my head. That's..trespassing”