“Dear Amy, It must really suck to know you peaked at twelve.Love, Kristen”
“(about terrible vision) Eyes don't suck, they cry. If you really must know, your mouth sucks, especially once you get a straw. Feel the sucky power!”
“I think of you often, dear, and with such concentrated wishes that it really must help you in some way.”
“O dear Himalaya...why are you so amazing, can I kiss your peak or can I just let your silence speak...O dear Himalaya...”
“Have you tried to drive a harpoon through a body? No? Tut, tut, my dear sir, you must really pay attention to these details.”
“Maybe he’s got a nicotine crave on. That must really suck: being a zombie who can’t get a smoke”